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ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBURG. 

via @sethdmichaels

(Source: ihopeyoulikeblackberries)

nightterrorbeauty:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

drinking permit

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via likeprimalmusic)

Oh hockey players. Never change.

(Source: teamlazy18, via hockeyplayertweets)

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

(via ivyadrena)

sigh.

mskamalakhan:

sallysbutter:

birth control pills: 

  • can treat cysts, endometriosis, pcos, and other potentially life-threatening conditions
  • can lessen severe symptoms of menstruation
  • can treat hormonal imbalances that result in severe acne and other side effects
  • can prevent pregnancy from ever occurring

erectile dysfunction drugs:

  • give you an erection

(via generationterrorist)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via buttonspushingthemselves)

"‘Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

“… and ‘Bitch’ is attacking women for their right to call you on it.”  (via moldyvoldie)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via annaknitsalot)

beefranck:

seriouslyamerica:

I feel a deep spiritual connection with Dorothy Zbornak.

Hero.

(via bessicajach)

http://jinxess.tumblr.com/post/69329386849/feralphoenix-roachpatrol-copyx-alright

feralphoenix:

roachpatrol:

copyx:

ALRIGHT GUYS A COMPANY I USED TO WORK FOR IS GOING PUBLIC AND ALL YOU FUCKERS WILL LOVE WHAT IT DOES

LET’S SAY YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR SWEET FRIENDS SOMETHING EQUALLY FUCKING SWEET FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUT THEY’RE SHY ABOUT GIVING OUT THEIR ADDRESS…

wingchestr:

my biggest question is why do half of these pictures exist

(Source: iraffiruse, via ivyadrena)

Also a swift and a ball winder because despite being hounded for a gimme-list for three years, no one in my family has ever noticed they are the first two items on it.

dumbledorathexplora:

i finished my christmas list i can’t wait

  • $ 1,000,000 in cash
  • boyfriend
  • the souls of those who have displeased me this year
  • another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
  • money

(via ivyadrena)

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

(Source: carlsagan, via buttonspushingthemselves)

generationterrorist:

So, the other week I was watching Supernatural with a friend. He doesn’t really watch the show but he has some idea of what it is about. We were watching The French Mistake, and I was trying to explain to him a bit about who Balthazar was when this scene came on.

All he said was:

"So basically he’s kinda like the Gordon Ramsay of Supernatural."

DONE.

(Source: lovemytv)

wolfwithmunchies:

holy fuck.

wolfwithmunchies:

holy fuck.

(Source: cst003, via generationterrorist)

thebicker:

stfupenguins:

If you worked for the NY State Assembly, wouldn’t posting antisemitic bullshit under your own name be the sort of thing you’d want to avoid?

(Original FB Thread)

Speaking of people who should be publicly shamed and lose their jobs…

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