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flulathedoge:

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

and gay

It all makes sense now

(Source: sesamestreet, via ivyadrena)

fegeleh:

wineforthree:

GOOD B Y E

PLS

(via ivyadrena)

crewdlydrawn:

dialupmodem:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

its not important

it kinda is

(Source: alexbam2006, via ivyadrena)

TWO MORE SLEEPS TILL HOCKEY, FUCKERS!

Fuck Christmas, this is my favorite time of year.

http://generationterrorist.tumblr.com/post/99349903798/im-the-asshole-that-invisiblespork-why-yes

im-the-asshole-that:

invisiblespork:

Why yes, you are correct im-the-asshole-that. I really really hate boomers constantly shitting on my generation.

At my job, I once had to take a training course called “Dealing with Difficult People.” And during that course, for no apparent…

ravenclawcore:

persephoneholly:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

I am a Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust. 1/3 of my generation is gone and I will not turn my back on this tragedy. I have taken up my cross and joined the front lines of the Abortion Wars.

I will mourn the lost of 56+ million babies, I will grieve over the death of baby Isaiah, I will fight for the inherent right to life, for women to stop being treated as sex objects and for the post-abortive mothers and fathers who suffer in silence, and lastly pray for the end of abortion.

"I am a Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust.”
Are you a Jew, homosexual, disabled person, Roma, Jehovah’s Witness, born into 1940 Germany? No? Then you are not a survivor of the Holocaust.  

"1/3 of my generation is gone and I will not turn my back on this tragedy."
Yeah, and one third of ‘your generation’ lives in poverty, is hungry, needs medical care, is being abused, and needs support yet you weep over the ‘injustice’ of abortion.

"I have taken up my cross and joined the front lines of the Abortion Wars."
You are not Jesus. You are not a hero. You are a person sitting behind a little screen crying over some fertilized eggs.

"I will mourn the lost of 56+ million babies,"
Mourn the loss of the BILLIONS of babies who will die from hunger. Or who will die TONIGHT because of lack of health services. Mourn the loss of the MILLIONS of little girls who will die by suicide, in childbirth, or by the hands of their husbands because they are child-brides. Fetuses do not need you, real, living little kids need you.

"I will grieve over the death of baby Isaiah, I will fight for the inherent right to life,"
Sorry to break it to ya, but there isn’t an ‘inherent right to life.’ If there was, war, poverty, lack of healthcare, and the death penalty wouldn’t be around.

"for women to stop being treated as sex objects"
The first step of this is to stop seeing us as objects to carry a pregnancy. If we don’t want to be pregnant, we don’t want to be fucking pregnant and there is NOTHING you can say that will stop that.

"and for the post-abortive mothers and fathers who suffer in silence,"
Or you can just support them, no need to ‘fight’ anyone. People who regret their abortion need, first and foremost, people like you to shut the fuck up about ‘abortion is evil!’ ‘abortion kills a baby!’ because THAT is what causes the stigma. THAT makes people suffer. Second, they need people who will LISTEN without judgement. They need people who will SUPPORT how they feel, even if they are HAPPY about their abortion.

"and lastly pray for the end of abortion."

Good. Keep praying. Because everyone knows praying gets shit done.

Reblogging for this goldmine of a commentary ^ 

NGL though I wouldn’t mind seeing her keep the tape over her mouth to prevent her spreading her bullshit.

(via generationterrorist)

HA. Now I can say I don’t just love him because he’s talented and he’s pretty and THIS PROVES IT.

HA. Now I can say I don’t just love him because he’s talented and he’s pretty and THIS PROVES IT.

(Source: imneverbackcheck, via hockeyplayertweets)

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

#fuckinright #sigh

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

#fuckinright #sigh

(Source: mysharona1987, via ivyadrena)

pittsburghpengwins:

Steve Downie ties the game on a great pass from Letang!

I hope Pittsburgh ends up loving Diggity so hard they regret ever thinking he was a dirtbag. I developed a huge soft spot for him when he was in Tampa and I miss him to this day. I look forward to seeing him flourish under Tocchet all season long (provided it doesn’t lead to him beating us, of course).

"You think knitting has a reputation for being stuffy? Honey, compared to tatting, knitting is a drug-happy orgy being thrown by a Playboy bunny in the zero-gravity Jacuzzi of a rocket ship headed for Jupiter. Tatting is for people who are afraid to try lace knitting because they think it will make them look slutty."

Franklin Habit (via sunreon)

But I can do both…  Do I have a secret identity I didn’t know about? 

(via ivyadrena)

Secret my ass! I knit lace in front of my family all the damn time. Parents, siblings, young nephews and niece. I’ve even knitted lace with dogs on my lap. I’ve knitted lace in public and private, through various states of intoxication.

I’m not ashamed to knit lace. If I need a tapestry needle or scissors and don’t have them on me, I’ll even ask for it. Call me slutty if you must, but KNOW that I have pointy sticks in my hands.

(via ivyadrena)

ILU Torts. Never change.

(Source: mattniskanenseyebrows, via spookkarask)

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"If your plan isn’t working, adjust your plan. Never give up."

- Matt Martin (via jennytusi)

When somebody with a jaw that awesome gives you advice, you fucking take it.

(Source: sandandglass)

tastefullyoffensive:

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I could never ride the train with this dog because I’d be staring at that poor guy all “LEMME PLAY WITH YOUR PUPPY” so hard I’d end up looking like a creep.

tastefullyoffensive:

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I could never ride the train with this dog because I’d be staring at that poor guy all “LEMME PLAY WITH YOUR PUPPY” so hard I’d end up looking like a creep.

(via bessicajach)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

Quoted for motherfucking truth.

(via buttonspushingthemselves)